There is one called Brian
near the Christie Park
Its A 24/7 Operation
so you can go when its dark
Mostly I like to go in broad daylight
When I appear sober
but can be still tight

In you go my renewable darlings
gently though don't startle the starlings
Walk away it never happened Malcy
But Brian knows the Bottlebanker
Til tomorrow Number 1 Citizen Alcy

Brian plays schtum, knows the score
A public Secret Service since 1984
Placed discretely so the punters go
Sometimes he can hear his bud
down the road
The bottleneck slide of Old Strand Joe

Chorus
Be prepared brown/green
or honey clear
Auld Tawny, Rich White
and assorted beer
So time over target can be minimised
To avoid potential post party scrutinise.