The Hoods The Spur and the HYT
A tribal thang with some macho glee
A stare and a jib
with a sharp comb thrust
Learned behaviour or
their DNA is Burst.

The clockwork orangatangs
are at the gates
Like Visigoths Barbarians
but with more hate
Come into the School
and turn your brain on
Find out about human
and where you are from

Down from Loch Long
some tall beards came
Bigfoot swings a
non-tactical game
Some stayed a while
to spread their seed
Jimmy Thorburn top scorer
at the Vale FC

The answer came back
by first class post
I opened it carefully
expecting a ghost
Who do you think you are
I had sent away
I'm North Jameston, Egyptian
and Alien DNA

CHORUS:
The Hoods The Spur and The CPC
A tribal thang with
some macho glee
A stare and a jib
with a sharp comb thrust
Learned behaviour or their
DNA is burst