I'm in the Haldane Tonight
I could be in Paris, London or Rome
But this is where my Love is
So I'm calling it home

I've travelled the whole wide world
Sampled the exotic
sometimes the bold
but I'm in the Haldane tonight
Don't mind doing what I'm Told

Captured near the old
Stirling Line late
She never did stop at
Balloch Park gate
I've got that Haldane lass
now, she's mine
my heart is in the Haldane,
just in time.

CHORUS
Crawled up Cook Road, Shandon Brae
doon the Dookie too
but my knees went weak
on Buchanan Avenue
My heart is in the Haldane